Dear Mr Bitter Guy,
I read your post yesterday about ditching your boyfriend. How about a how-to for us guys?
Thanks
Mr Bitter Guy says ...
Try one or all of these. Say in a casual tone:
"Did you shorten the chain on your necklace or are your breasts drooping?"
"I think your dress must have shrunk"
"No, let's keep the lights off"
"That's not how my ex did it"
If those don't work, simply use the same technique for "How to dump your boyfriend".
For added effect, keep the recipient's name as Simon.
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or use the words baggy and slack when you're doing it
How about Yes your ass does look big in that
But its really not how my ex did it!!!
to be honest Mr. Bitter Guy, your rude, and as for all the idiots reading this stuff and thinking your right..you all have more issues then just boyfriends or girlfriends to deal with if your allowing this man to tell you how to handle things..
But its really not how my ex did it!
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