How can I increase my sex drive?

Dear Mr Bitter Guy,

I'm a 22 year old guy and I don't care about sex. Am I a freak? I have a few friends, I go to school and I work part-time. All my 'equipment' works ok, I just don't care about sex. Before you ask, I'm not gay because I care even less about sex with guys. My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating on her or using it all up on porn. What should I do - I really like her but I don't want to **** her. And I'm tired of going along with everybody and pretending that every woman in the world gives me a boner and that I should stick my **** in anything that has a hole. I'm sick of sex and I don't even have it, it's all you see in movies, on tv and even the internet. Am I the only person in the world that doesn't download porn?

I saw your post about how many trees a guy kills by whacking off. Do I need help with my sex drive or should I tell my girlfriend that I'm just environmentally friendly?

What should I do?

Mr Bitter guy says ...

Quit school and quit your job. Everyone knows that the stupid and unemployed have more babies than the educated and employed. And babies come from having sex!

My Boyfriend says I'm Fat

Dear Mr Bitter Guy,

I've been going out with my boyfriend for 3 years and I thought we got on real well but recently we've not been having sex. In fact he's not even kissed me in 2 months! I confronted him yesterday about it and he told me he doesn't find me attractive any more and told me I was fat. I'm not fat. I'm 153lbs and 5'4. But now he's saying he's going to leave me. What should I do?