Quantifiable proof that Brits are cleverer than Americans

Dear Mr Bitter Guy,

Hello

I am considering sending a myspace message to this guy I have liked for the past 6 months. The problem is he has a girlfriend now and it is pretty serious. I was not ready for a relationship and in a shy stage so I ignored his flirtatiousness. I would be happy with being distant friends at this point.

Thanks.

Mr Bitter Guy says:

So you're going to send a message to this guy saying what? "You got a girlfriend? You're not the loser I thought you were. I wanna ride your bony baloney pony," or "You're so sexy now you're unavailable ... let's go park the beef bus in Tuna Town '. ???

I wouldn't get your hopes up, although I'm sure he'd be up for a bit on the side -- so long as it's not too much effort and there's plenty of gratuitist sex. Maybe you could be 'the other woman' and he'd buy you a nice appartment in Manhatten where you could spend long weekends arguing about when he's going to 'ditch the bitch'.

There's also a chance he'd break up with his current girlfriend because you've got a cuter ass or whatever. But if he's that opportunistic, do you want to be with him?

So, the questions hidden in your rather ambiguous post are:
1) Do you want to be an ass?
2) Do you want to date a dude who would date an ass?
3) Do you want to date a dude who'd date an ass, whom is himself an ass?

That's a lot of asses -- much like on mySpace.

Search on mySpace: US dumb-asses = 945

Compared to UK dumb-arses = 2

Accounting for population differences, that would still only give us 10 forlock-tugging, tea-swilling British dullards.

That means Americans are 9,450% more likely to be a dumb-ass than a Brit!

Are you one of them?