Better than porn for orgasms

Dear Mr Bitter Guy,


my boyfriend doesnt give me very good orgasms and im not sure what to do about it. weve been together for about 5 years and i thought hed get better as we went along but theres no difference. what can i do?


Dear Bitter Guy says:

When you're next feeling frisky, click on the image on the right and have sex where you can see your computer monitor. When you're about to orgasm look at the image provided.

Oddly, staring at something blue during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain.

Hence we have the saying Blue Movies.