Are porn sites, online chatting and dating sites fun or cheating?

just curious, if its possible for a bf to be going on dating sites, porn sites, or chats, for "fun" and have it be completely loyal still.

i would never think so, and in my past it led me to find his path of cheating.but are their cases where its normal, and perfectly harmless.

i just feel like everyone needs some flirtation from a stranger once in a while to make them feel sexy. sometimse hearing it from your partner doesnt sound believable. but when you need to get intimacy with a stranger while you are dating someone, than you have a problem.

Better than porn for orgasms

Dear Mr Bitter Guy,


my boyfriend doesnt give me very good orgasms and im not sure what to do about it. weve been together for about 5 years and i thought hed get better as we went along but theres no difference. what can i do?


Dear Bitter Guy says:

When you're next feeling frisky, click on the image on the right and have sex where you can see your computer monitor. When you're about to orgasm look at the image provided.

Oddly, staring at something blue during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain.

Hence we have the saying Blue Movies.

How do I stop my boyfriend watching porn?

Dear Mr Bitter Guy

Hi,

My boyfriend recently got broadband and now I think he's addicted to internet porn. He used to do it before, but not as bad as this. He's filled three hard-drives with the stuff AND gone through a 50 pack of DVDs in three weeks. He never stops. It all he does all day. its starting to upset me.

Is it natural for a man to watch porn so much? Ami being silly? Can I stop him?


Mr Bitter Guy says ...

If you consider an average HD is 80GB and 50 DVDs is about 200GB total ... that works out at an amazing 450GB of porn in three weeks! That's equivalent to 21 gigs per day!

Assuming it's high quality movie and sound, it works out that 1GB of data is equivalent to 1 hour's viewing. That's 21 hours of footage to watch per day. Does he have a job? Or shower? Or eat or sleep ... ? This man is a monster!

Or if he's saving it up to watch for when he's 'in the mood', based on a conservative 4-minute durational average for male monkey-spanking, he'll have enough for 6,750 pleasurable pickle-paddling, gherkin-jerkin moments.

Given that, on average, a man will choke the chicken 20 times per month this stash-o-sluts should provide for him an amazing 337.5 months of pony smacking. That's more than 28 years worth.

Or to put it another way that's 18 gallons (144 pints) of man-goo, needing 13,500 kleenex tissues (80 boxes) to wipe it all up. That's the equivalent of 1/8 of a tree's worth of wood (approx 74,000 cubic inches or 45 cubic feet). Your boyfriend is 'single-handedly' depriving the world of enough wood to make 15 rocking chairs!

As an interesting aside, in the lifetime of all the guys in America, based on your boyfriends habits, they would be jointly responsible for the felling of 37,500,000 trees due to their ejaculatory habits -- thats enough trees to forest 300 square miles, an area similar in size to New York City!

That's a lot of wood.

So I implore all the women in America to think about the environment.

Save a tree. Swallow.

As far as your boyfriend is concerned, try rubbing poison ivy on his keyboard. If he answers the bone-a-phone while one-handedly surfing, his flute solo will quickly turn into a dangley-dirge.

My boyfriend keeps seeing strippers

Dear Mr Bitter Guy

Please can you help me?

I've been going out with my guy for 5 years, he went to amsterdam 1 year ago and saw a sex show and went to see strippers.

When he came back i told him i was really upset that he felt he need to go watch girls take their clothes off and have sex with each other when he has a girl at home.

i made his life hell in the following weeks and since our sex life has gone down hill.

im a size 12 and men fancy me and chat me up but Im insecure about myself. i dont think men think im ugly, Anyway my guy went to amsterdam again last week and went to see strippers and he come home and told me.

i was really mad and it makes me feel even more insecure about my body and as soon as something comes on the TV about strippers i feel bad

am i paranoid? i dont know wether to stay with him or leave him hes broke my trust and i dont know if it can be repaired. Im 28 years old , Is this just a man thing or should i be more grown up?

Mr Bitter Guy says ...

To most guys, girls are like fast cars. We want to ride them hard, park them up and then try another. Most fast cars are very expensive, so guys just dream about fast cars. Or watch them drive past on the highway. And most of us don't want a dozen of them because of the headache of up-keep. But it doesn't stop us looking or wishing.

The problem with fast cars is they generally don't have much luggage room, boot space or have lousy gas consumption. You need to fit your golf clubs in the trunk with little effort. This makes fast cars impractical for every day cars.

So as long as your boyfriend is only on the forecourt gazing longingly at the Aston Martins it's perfectly natural and OK. If he wasn't looking, then I'd be very worried. If he was stoking and carressing and licking them I'd be worried.

This really isn't about you. He tells you all about it, he's not ashamed and he's open about it which means you've got a special place in his garage. Tell him it upsets you, but try to see it from his point of view: Your the one he rides. Give him the chance to fill you up with gas, get some new spoilers. Go to the pump and get some high-octane love-fuel.

If you don't act, he may well think you're broken and trade you in for something new.