tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75826025015684814822011-12-30T09:48:31.680-05:00Got a problem? Don't be discouraged. Mr Bitter Guy is here to help. His dating advice is free, and you know what they say: You get what you pay for! Good luck!Mr Bitter Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07611645520826458191noreply@blogger.comBlogger791100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582602501568481482.post-74615413700124752772010-12-12T16:57:00.000-05:002010-12-12T16:57:00.189-05:00

Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...I'm bitter too! So I watched the show called Tool Academy on VH1, and I immediately went online to enroll my "boyfriend." But unfortunately, you need to be 21 to sign up so I came here for adviceIf my tool had a title it would be "Stoner Tool". His priorities go in this order: 1.Himself 2.His stoner friends 3.Weed 4.Partying 5.Family 6.Me. I'm not

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...We've been together for 6 months now-long distance. What we have is mostly a great emotional connection. For physical stuff, we do phone and video sex(i dont know if that really counts as physical).I love him, we're great together but sometimes it just gets hard. I want it to work. I try really hard to be faithful to him. But yesterday I went clubbing

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...I need some help please! I went to a sensual massage therapist and feel in love with her at first sight. Well after a few months, we starting dating and we fell head over heels in love.Well, after 3 months of dating, I told her I was having a hard time dealing with her job and she agreed and quit, which was a big relief and we started planning our

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Dear Mr Bitter GuyI need some bitter sweet advice..I'm a young woman, (5'6, about 165) and used to be in shape but with all the stress in my life i can't seem to loose weight or feel healthy or satisfied with my body anymore, although i do exercise and keep fairly good eating habits. This really came into play when I began seeing my current boyfriend about 6months ago. He's about 5'7 155lbs with

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...This seems kind of tough to explain in a condense way. There's a guy and we've been talking for almost a year now. We've talked constantly pretty much everyday, we've flirted, hung out, and he knows that I like him. In January he had to leave for 6 months, but he'll be back where I am in 2 weeks. While he's been gone we've emailed each other a whole

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...I want to get rid of my girlfriend. She is a real psycho and gets angry on very small things. I am not happy with her and we never have sex. She gives me warning of suicide to blackmail me. What should I do? Please tell me.

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...Here's the back story, I met this guy on an online dating service, I won't mention which one but it's based on true compatibility. We we're matched based on our compatibility and he initiated communication. We exchanged a few emails, chatted via instant messenger, where we really hit it off and decided to have a phone call. On the phone, we continued to

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...My question is the following, I was dating this bi girl, after a while she broke up with me because her ex came back and she defined herself as a lesbian. She tells me that she loves me and that I am the perfect guy for her if she wasnt a lesbian...So my question is what are the chances of her coming back to me? Is it smart for me to wait for her? What

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...OK i have been on and off with my boyfriend for a year. during this time he lied and cheated and had other girls and slept around I was with other people in the times when he had another girlfriend. He cheated on his most recent girlfriend with me lets just say we were very rocky.. and its been nothing but drama for us. but just recently like 1 month we

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...I've been dating a girl for 3 and something months, and its been patchy. We've been on and off arguing the entire time. Somtimes we'll go two days without it, we even went a month once. But recently if we're not physically together, we're arguing.Anyway, I'm really not that happy with us anymore. When we're together its great, but when we're not its

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...So I've been hanging out with this chick and I like her, how do I get a relationship started with her? I'm friends with her roommate and I go over there to hang out with her. Well anyways, I'm really interested in her, how do I approach this?

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...I usually have sex with my bf for about 15-30 minutes. sometimes longer. We usually stop bc i get tired or become too dry.He gets very annoyed and makes me feel like every girl lasts alot longer.what is normal here? also we both never ever climax with eachother, and usually have to do it to ourselves. i might add, we are not dating anymore. this is a

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...I have been with my current boyfriend for 4 months; which really isn't a lot. I think I love him; but I don't quite know. My longest relationship was 4 years long and he cheated on me, it was hard to move on. But I have liked my current boyfriend for 4 years, and he just upsets me so much. He's very jealous of any guy I hang with or hug. He starts

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...Embaressing question but so be it. I was a virgin til i met my bf. When i mean virgin i mean never diong anything before that except kissing.When we mess around, i am into him, but i am never "wet enough" to completely enjoy sex. It is usually slightly painful. and if i am wet at the beginning, it won't last for more than 10 minutes.is this normal? am i

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...i started talking to this guy that iv known for a while last summer and at first it was going really well.. he was the one calling all the time until about a month through he started getting distant.. it felt like he only called me when he wanted to do stuff with me. this went on for about a year where he only called me once or twice every two weeks.

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...Ok, well long story as short as possible....My bf and I have been dating for 2 months... he is BY FAR the most amazing man I have ever met and yeah yeah I know its always good in the beginning.....Well he had a son that passed away in a horrible accident 2 years ago. So his son bday was August 28th and his sons death was Sep 30th when he was only 2 so I

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...I have no idea what to do when my boyfriend gets angry at me. I would apologize and say sorry! but other than that I would be dumbfounded and wouldnt know what else to do, and that makes him even angrier and we would end up all being very upset.. this happens everytime he gets angry or sad, and i would just wallow in self pity because I don't know how

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...How can I convince my girlfriend to think she's pretty?

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...I haven't had a boyfriend in a few years after I had a messy divorce. Now my kids have left home to go back to college I'm thinking of using an online dating service. Which online dating service is best for a single mom. I don't wont to pay too much and I don't wont any freaks.So which online dating service offers best value for money and best service

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...I am a high school senior now. I have been with my boyfriend for almost three years. I really like him but he seems to always get mad or upset about something. He always complains about how he hates his life. I can't tell if I still love him or not. I care about him but I don't know if the spark is still there. I also feel obligated to the relationship

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...I am a 19-year old, well- educated, attractive, ambitious female. I noticed that average, unattractive, low class men only notice or compliment me when I am dressed down or wear tight inexpensive clothes.When I dress casually, I receive more male attention. Men appear to be more relaxed around me when I do not appear perfect.One day my hair was

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...I have a male friend who is 24 years old and i am 9 years younger than him.Whenever he comes to my house, he just fools around with me and jokes around. Often when he uses my computer when I'm using it, he wraps his arm around me, but it isn't something like a hug. And when I go to my bed for a lay, he would come too and just go on top of me. I cannot

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...I am curious to know the average time a couple takes for sex, and how many positions they do, and which ones. I guess I just want to ensure I am doing enough of what is in the norms.

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...im 22 and my bf is 28 we had a cyber affair for a year without meeting he agreed to it 1st then after we met he liked the way i look and etc but after sumtime he said he hates me for not meeting him then we settled that then he asked me for sex i m from an asian country and we do not have sex till marriage so i said no but now he hates me for it i think

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...Ok...here is my question!I live in Las Vegas and my girlfriend lives in Texas. What are your thoughts on calling during the day just to say hi and I miss you?? Shouldn't this be a natural thing to do for two people who are dating over a long distance?? Except for days when you are extremely busy but even then how much time does it take to pick up a cell

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Ok well ive been seeing this guy for 2 months and i really like him and he apparently really likes me but just this past saturday he went to a grade 11 party and got really drunk not to sure if he tryed to do anything with anoher girl but someone said that he tryed and i want to know what do i say to him like cause i want to know if he likes me as much as i like him? But i just dont know how to

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...After and 8 year friendship my best friend and I crossed the line and started dating. He is a best thing that has ever happened to me. The problem is he has Huge Trust Issues and is a bitter and angry man.During the holiday season - I was running short on time - so I called to tell him I was on my way up to see him. I got to his house - he didn't answer

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy, I need dating advice ...I kissed this guy i know from school but had never spoken to before last thursday and saturday when out at a club. On thursday we kissed once in the club and then all the way home in the taxi (he lives near me and there were others in the car too). Then on saturday, he arrived late, i didnt no he was coming, and he saw me and came over to me and we

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Hi Mr Bitter Guy,I really would appreciate your help with a relationship problem.I met this really great guy at new year. We started chatting, danced for a bit, celebrated the new year and before long the night was over. Me and my housemate lived only two streets away and he offered to walk us home. He ended up staying over that night although we didnt sleep together (we both agreed that we liked

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Dear Bitter Guy,I'm in a 7+ Month long distance relationship and I seem to have this nagging feeling that he's just not that into me which is further pointed out by my girls.Scenario A:He said he was gonna be back in Feb but he never took the time to save for the flight and he tells me he wont be back and it made me feel slighted.Scenario B:He, by some fluke timing has his grandma who's sick

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help- i met a sociopath.he absolutely does not blink nor respond if i cry, get upset. he says he blocks out any situation that will arise emotion out of him.he says if he responds to emotion it will destroy him.he has done this entire life, with his family, friends, career. he strays from human affection by having meaningless flings. for once he is in a relationship..but will he ever be open to

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just curious, if its possible for a bf to be going on dating sites, porn sites, or chats, for "fun" and have it be completely loyal still.i would never think so, and in my past it led me to find his path of cheating.but are their cases where its normal, and perfectly harmless.i just feel like everyone needs some flirtation from a stranger once in a while to make them feel sexy. sometimse hearing

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Hi there,I first have to say thanks to replying to my past question so fast and actually posting it up. thanks so much!i was just wondering what your thoughts are on, keeping your "eye" on your partner?such as reading their emails, browsing through their phone calls, or even logging their chats? with or without them knowing.i know it is a trust issue and is very disrespectful to invade their

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ok..well i made a BIG mistake with my boyfriend..i used to cut and its been over 9 months since i last did it..but i slipped up and did it a few weeks ago..i told my boyfriend because i didn't want to keep it from him..now i'm trying to get him to forgive me and it's been over 2 weeks..he's really poetic and has that whole romantic persona thing going on..i've already tried saying my feelings, it

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I never really put my all into a relationship and never had that special feeling about a guy until i met my current boyfriend. I fell head over heels in love with him!This will be our first valentines day together and my first "real valentine" I want it to be very special. I am a die hard romantic and love all that mushy stuff! i was thinking of sending a big teddybear with a

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,So I've beeen with my boyfriend for 8 months and he's beeeen amazing. But he's one of those guys that depends on his parents. We usuallly seee each other 4 or 5 days a weeeek and recently his parents toook his car away. So the only time I seee him now is the weeekend and now there even trying to take his weeekends away. I'm getttting so frustrated. I can't just seeem his once

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Dear Mr. Bitter Guy,I have never done this before, I feel kind of stupid emailing a stranger with something that is so personal, but I am in need of some advice.So I just tell you the problem yeah?Well I was dating this guy for around 4 months, our relationship had always been challenging since he went to University in Preston which around about a 4 hour drive from where I live, but this only

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Dear Mr. Bitter Guy,First of all thank you for taking your time to look ovr my problem.ok my boyfriend and I just started to date. it's been about 2 weeks. well.... I just feel like he does not really like me all that much...when other creepy guys hit on me in campus I tell him about it and he does not show much of reaction other than," I am sorry that happened to you." I know that he's busy at

Mr Bitter Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07611645520826458191noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582602501568481482.post-74478198602718685252008-02-01T03:46:00.000-05:002008-11-13T04:05:16.829-05:00

Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I am overweight- so i work hard on making sure i wear nice clothes- and ALWAYS do my hair and makeup before going out- I really do think I have a great personality- I know it is my weight that makes guys not attracted to me- and as hard as i try to exercise- and diet- i just feel like i need to find someone and be happy how i am right now- how do I do that as an overweight

Mr Bitter Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07611645520826458191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582602501568481482.post-31575069323518785852008-01-29T07:10:00.000-05:002008-11-13T04:05:17.185-05:00

Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I feel like when i was younger i was hotter, my body was more devloped and curvier and hott i used to have guys that swarmed around me and wanted my attention, now i feel unattractive and less confident ive been sick many times and lost most of the better things about my body and now i feel stuck in a relationship that i feel is holding me back from moving forward in my

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I have a problem… I am 19 almost 20 and my boyfriend, well technically ex boyfriend is 26. We were together roughly a year now and we have defiantly had our share of ups and downs.To start off, he is really paranoid and has crazy trust issues. He was hurt really bad in a previous relationship...that was like 3 years ago or something. So he doesn’t trust anyone including me. He

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I was wondering why it is so hard for nice girls to get over a break up with a bad guy.you know the type of bf who cheats, never says sorry for anything, constantly degrades her.I know you will ask, well why is she with him then. and i think that to a certain extent, most girls want to try to see themin their best light, and hope they can help bring out their best. eventually,

Mr Bitter Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07611645520826458191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7582602501568481482.post-18020205093337203862008-01-29T00:51:00.000-05:002008-01-29T01:04:28.109-05:00

Despite there not being a lot of activity outwardly showing of late, behind the scenes at Bitter Central we've been working overtime to bring you the newest evolution to Dear Bitter Guy.This evolution comes in the shape of the sassy Jane D'Angel, AKA 'The Answer Chick'. She's been on the scene for a while but has only recently been secured as a fully fledged team member.In an effort to tame Mr

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,HelloI am considering sending a myspace message to this guy I have liked for the past 6 months. The problem is he has a girlfriend now and it is pretty serious. I was not ready for a relationship and in a shy stage so I ignored his flirtatiousness. I would be happy with being distant friends at this point.Thanks.Mr Bitter Guy says:So you're going to send a message to this guy

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,my boyfriend doesnt give me very good orgasms and im not sure what to do about it. weve been together for about 5 years and i thought hed get better as we went along but theres no difference. what can i do?Dear Bitter Guy says:When you're next feeling frisky, click on the image on the right and have sex where you can see your computer monitor. When you're about to orgasm look

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,It happened AGAIN. Obviously my mood swings or whatever the **** you describe them as have resulted in my boyfriend telling me to **** OFF and hang up the phone. He has a really short temper and it really pisses me off. Actually, I say pisses me off but it upsets me at first. I go through a chain of events starting with crying. While he sits at home and doesn’t give the

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,My boyfriuend bought me a vibrator for Christmas and i'm worried about using it incase i get hurt by it. can it do any harm?Mr Bitter Guy says:In regards to health, vibrators are safe -- except the ones that give you cancer. A good beginners tip is to tie one end to an immovable object, like a chair, to ensure the thing doesn't go astray.Also , be aware that if you're in the

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,Mt girfriend won't suck my ****. How can I get her to suck my ****? I want my **** sucked! Please God, make her suck my ****!Mr Bitter Guy says:Explain to her that seminal plasma contains zinc, calcium and/or other minerals proven by scientists to prevent tooth decay.If she has no teeth resort to bribery, lies, flatery and/or deception.

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We've been swamped with questions from ladies who want to ditch their good-for-nothing, loser boyfriends over the last week or so. Most of these ladies have found someone else and need a subtle way to break it to their current man.Using the talents of our local design firm, we've again asked them to create something special to facilitate this often difficult task of breaking up. Send this eCard

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Dear Mr. Bitter guy,I am a female..though I don't know if that matters.. anyway, I'm 18, and I've been dating my girlfriend for.. 3 months.She has told me, just yesterday, that she cheated on me with a guy. and..I don't know what to do. She said it was up to me.Some people say, since we're both girls, if it was a guy it shouldn't matter..but I don't know. A cheater ..is a cheater right?She told

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,Basically, I've been kind of 'dating' a guy since October. As in I met him in September, but with school, work, and extracurriculars I wasn't able to start going on dates with him until October.I knew there was something special about him when I met him just by the way he approached me. Although he might have been another guy after my body, he didn't make it obvious. He has

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,i went to a NewYear party and i met a guy there and he asked me out on a date and i dont know him that well. what should i ask him to get to know him better. thnaksMr Bitter Guy Says,There are two burning questions you'll want to ask him: "What kind of guy are you?" and "Are you any good in bed?"Of course no man can reply to these questions honestly as we're programmed to give

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Have a very merry Christmas and a safe holiday-time from all here at Dear Bitter Guy.

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,Hi. I've been with my boyfriend for over a year and I think he drinks too much. He's an advertising rep and every day after work he has a drink with colleagues or clients. He also goes out on the weekends with his friends to socialize and always has a drink.He never gets really drunk or stupid. He's never been nasty with it and he doesn't seem to have a problem if he doesn't

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I'm a 22 year old guy and I don't care about sex. Am I a freak? I have a few friends, I go to school and I work part-time. All my 'equipment' works ok, I just don't care about sex. Before you ask, I'm not gay because I care even less about sex with guys. My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating on her or using it all up on porn. What should I do - I really like her but I

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I was talking to this guy for about 4 1/2 months, dating you could call it. We both fell in love fast, faster than I expected. It was understood that even though we weren't in a "relationship," we knew what we could and couldn't do.About 3 1/2 months into us "dating," I slept with someone else. The person I slept with was someone that I was just friends with, and that was it.

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I'm 25 & have been masturbating nearly every day since I was about 10, now I look like a bannana.How long should it take for using the other hand to correct this ?Mr Bitter Guy Says ...Presumably you're talking about the shape of your penis and not about your over-all demeanor.If you're referring to the shape of Mr Percy, contrary to urban legend, beating the bishop does not

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,Im a 21yr old African American overweight female. And I believe that my weight is the problem to everything. I can't find someone who will love me for me. I have a great personality which I've been told by many males but it never seems to go anywhere. I rarely dress very girly and im a home body. What should I do???Mr Bitter Guy says ...Your problem doesn't lie with your weight

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I'm an 18 year old PR assistant. I went to my works Christmas party on Saturday and met a very nice guy from another department whom I'd never seen before. We got on really well and talked for ages. We share many interests and it was good fun.After a few drinks we started snogging and I noticed he had really bad breath. It was awful -- I mean REALLY bad. I nearly gagged. I put

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In response to the overwelming number of questions about HOW TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND we hired a graphic artist to create these FREE break-up greeting cards.Simply print your chosen design on letter-sized card, fold in half, write an amusing put-down and send it to your soon-to-be ex. [Click on image to see full size] [Click on image to see full size] We originally wanted to

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I was going to work as usual but my car stalled about ten minutes away from my house. I couldn't get it restarted so I called my boss, told him I'd be late and walked home to call a mechanic. When I got home I found my husband and my neighbor making out on our couch. My neighbor is a 23 year old guy and my husband is 56.We've been neighbours for 3 years and get on really well.

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I stumbled on your blog yesterday. Was wondering how I can get a girlfriend. I'm 16 and never had a date. All the girls at school think I'm a idiot. theres one girl who i like but she doesn't know i exist. Can you help me get a date?Mr Bitter Guy says ...This is a complex topic just like economics.Economic rules are very simple:1. Supply and demand2. Brand recognition3. Product

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Dear Mr Bitter GuyHi,My boyfriend recently got broadband and now I think he's addicted to internet porn. He used to do it before, but not as bad as this. He's filled three hard-drives with the stuff AND gone through a 50 pack of DVDs in three weeks. He never stops. It all he does all day. its starting to upset me.Is it natural for a man to watch porn so much? Ami being silly? Can I stop him?Mr

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I read your post yesterday about ditching your boyfriend. How about a how-to for us guys?ThanksMr Bitter Guy says ...Try one or all of these. Say in a casual tone:"Did you shorten the chain on your necklace or are your breasts drooping?""I think your dress must have shrunk""No, let's keep the lights off""That's not how my ex did it"If those don't work, simply use the same

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,i've been going out with the same guy for 18 months and hes really dull. we dont do nothing any more and he lost his job and its just the same old same old all the time. we dont have sex often and when we do its quick and i rarely enjoy it.i just met a guy at work thats really nice but i dont want to cheat on my boyfriend so i need to dump him so i can see this really nice guy

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,During sex my new boyfriend wants me to tell him how much I want to sleep with other men. It turns him on when I describe in detail how i'd like to f*** them. He want's every detail. how i'd lick them and suck them. what position i'd be in. how many men i'd do at one time.He's really nice in all other ways, but this is making me feel really cheap. What should I do?Mr Bitter Guy

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I'm embarrassed by the size of my ****. I've got a new girlfriend and we're getting closer and we're prolly gonna have sex soon but my **** is soooo small I'm afraid she's gonna laugh at me.What is the best way of making it larger? Pills?ThanksMr Bitter Guy Says:This is of course the perennial male question, probably asked more often than "Who's better, the Beatles or the

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I'm a 23 year old guy from Tulsa. I work in a car salsroom as a salesman and I'm usually ok at it. I could be better though. My problem is I've got a potty mouth and cuss sometimes while I'm pitching my customers. The worst was when I told this guy he really needed to "buy the ******* chrysler because its a ******* *****" and he'd be a ****-**** if he didn't buy it.He told my

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,Hello. I am 47, divorced and male. I have a 67 year-old lady-friend whom I love very much. We have been seeing each other for almsot 9 years and we have enjoyed some great sex during that time.However, she's recently had bladder and waterworks problems which haven't helped our love-life.I'm starting to feel the need to meet a younger lady and have some more kids.Would be better

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy.I'm 23, pretty and want to give my boyfriend the best **** he's ever had. Any tips?Thank you Mr Bitter Guy!Mr Bitter Guy says ...Get another pretty, 23-year-old to join in

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Dear Mr Bitter GuyPlease can you help me?I've been going out with my guy for 5 years, he went to amsterdam 1 year ago and saw a sex show and went to see strippers.When he came back i told him i was really upset that he felt he need to go watch girls take their clothes off and have sex with each other when he has a girl at home.i made his life hell in the following weeks and since our sex life

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I ****** enjoy giving my boyfriend ****. I just love ******* his **** *****, ******* his **** and ******* on the *** until he ******** in my *****. I love the ***** of his ***. I even love the ***** of my ***** ***** on his **** after he's ****** me. I just can't get ****** **** in my *****.Now he's asked me to **** his ***. I'd never thought of doing it before, but it ***** **

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,im going out with this boy for 3 mnths and i love himbut i got drunk and was all over this other boy so i got 2 boyfriends but i love the one ive been going out with for 3 months morei feel real bad and dont no what to doMr Bitter Guy says ...If I got a penny for every letter about "I got drunk and did something stupid" I'd have $6.37First off, I gotta ask whether you're even

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Dear Mr Bitter GuyIs it wrong? It just arouses me so much. I'm a 28 year old woman and have been single for the past three years. After a date or two I end up in bed with the guy and everything is fine the first couple of times. But then I feel the need to scratch or bite his *****. Or squeeze it until he yells.My last boyfriend asked me to stop, but I couldn't. I scratched him so hard it tore

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... Any suggestions?Thanks Mr Bitter Guy!!!Mr Bitter Guy says ...Aside from the usual (tell everyone where you're going, meet in a public place yada, yada) wear clean underwear, clean clothes and brush your teeth (if you have any).If you're a guy, trim your 70's porn moustache.If you're a girl, trim also your moustache.Don't talk about why you miss your ex-gitlfriend/boyfriend, why your

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Dear Mr Bitter GuyI've been going out with my girlfriend for over 5 years. She's 23 and I'm 22. We met at school years before and were real close, but never got together until we were 18. She always said that she didn't want to get serious until she was grown up.I had to go to visit my family for Thanksgiving. She visited hers. We were seperated for about a week. When I got back, she told me that

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Dear Mr Bitter GuyI run a small IT business with my friend. We've been working together for a few years and have known each other since we were in college. I'm 28 and not been in a relationship for some time -- he's 29 and been dating this girl for two years.But he treats her like crap. The last straw was a few nights ago when me and him were in a bar and he pulled some chick. The two of them

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Dear Mr Bitter Guy,I've been going out with my boyfriend for 3 years and I thought we got on real well but recently we've not been having sex. In fact he's not even kissed me in 2 months! I confronted him yesterday about it and he told me he doesn't find me attractive any more and told me I was fat. I'm not fat. I'm 153lbs and 5'4. But now he's saying he's going to leave me. What should I do?

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If you want to get advice from the Bitter Guy about a relationship, love-life or personal problem, just add your question as a comment to this post.Comments/Questions are automatically forwarded to the Bitter Guy to answer. Check back in a day or two -- maybe even sooner -- to find out what he's got to say about your problem.

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